Friday 31 December 2010

My hands hurt after 3 days of hard labour.

Its been a tough three days but I've got a lot done.  I got to work on the metal work first and did around the window on the driver side and near the roof where there would be gap otherwise.





Starting with the the plywood walls I started work on carpeting the interior panels.  I used contact spray adhesive - one word - sticky (nightmare to get off your hands, next time I'll wear surgical gloves).  I started with the easiest panels, the barn door pieces.



My technique was to cut the carpet roughly to size and then spray both the carpet and the plywood, leave for a minute and then put together.  I repeated this with all of the panels and left them all to dry before turning them over and folding over the edges.  This task is actualy harder than it seems,  I think next time I would staple gun the pieces to the back of the board (providing you can get small staples that won't come through.




After leaving all of the boards over night (out of necessity as it was getting late on day 1) I then attached the boards to the walls using the original holes and a few extra self tapping screws.




The next job was to do the floor.  Mrs Bertha feels the cold quite badly so I have gone over the top with insulation everywhere.  The added benefit is that it should cut down road noise, rattles, squeaks and any other noise which I dislike in a vehicle.  I layed down a 30-40mm thick layer of natural fibre insulating wool under the plywood flooring.  I then screwed down the floor with a number of self taping screws until I was satisfied that the whole thing was stable.  The thickness of the insulation material meant that it took quite some effort to pul it down tight.  (I also countersunk the screws for obvious reasons)

Prior to putting the floor back in I had a little side 'adventure' involving linoleum..  Now, for any of you have fitted this for a living, and there is at least one person I know that might read this (Hello MD), the next section might be highly amusing.  

I lovingly arranged the lino and the floor and then traced around using a thin pen. I then proceeded to painstakingly cut the shape out using a selection of craft knives that I bought from the pound shop.  I then triumphantly removed the floor and went off and screwed it back in as detailed before. (at this stage I was feeling quite proud of myself to be fair).




The trouble is when I lifted the lino up and carried it to the back of the van my heart sank.  NIGHTMARE - I had cut the lino the wrong way around!!!!  (No laughing please)  Well, there was a happy ending because I went back out to a different shop this time, because I was a bit embarassed, and purchased better quality lino for less money.  The lesson to everyone is measure twice, cut once.  (yeah alright Dad I should listen more!)






Now it was time to move on to the head-lining.  I decided to go for a suede, alcantara-esque look and stumbled upon the perfect material at 'The Range'.  It was £5.10 per meter and came in a 1.5m width.

I started this job off by learning from my lesson from before and measuring at least twice, probably more like 10 times before laying out the original head-lining material over the 6mm ply I had decided to use following much research on the forums (T5 Forum and Brickwerks).  This was quite an easy job but did require 2 sheets of plywood as the standard size for ply in conveniently just too small.  I had to replicate the 2 piece arrangement of the original equipment.




After cutting out the ply with a jig saw I set about drilling the 8mm holes for the fixings. I purchased push fit panel buttons from Halfords for some astronomical fee (£2 for 12 x3) as I wanted to use these as well as self tapping screws.  I also fashioned holes for the Ikea Dioder SMD LED lights and also for my 7" flip down TV which I've had kicking about for a long while (used to be in an old kitchen of mine years ago).





Next step was to overlay the material....  Now you would think that I had learnt my lesson by now and would not make a lino type mistake again.... ah no.  I stupidly glued the material down to the wrong side.  It was late at this point and I just packed up my tools and went smiling back to Mrs Bertha to brighten her day.  Again.

Seriously though I do have some advice for other convertors.  the best technique for sticking the material to the plywood is to roll it back halfway (as shown below), spray the wood relatively liberally with good quality adhesive, leave for a few seconds and then roll the material carefully back again and then repeat for the other half.  I found this to be a way of completely avoiding bubbles, wrinkles and other horrible things.




I then mounted the equipment to the panels and begun the task of fitting the now much heavier, much less flexible panels to something that is a tight fit and is above my head by myself.  I have been known to do rediculously strenuous things on my own.  I once took a sofa bed downstairs on my own and nearly died when it slipped. (I was actually no where near dying but for a second I thought I might be seriously injured).

So you might be curious to know how I mounted this thing.  Did I phone a friend? No.  Did I ask the audience? No. Did I take a 50:50? No.  I used my brain and roped in the support of my bike maintenance stand which has a handy telescopic, quick release effect thus rendering the nightmare job of refitting the head-lining much much easier.  Because of the extra stiffness of the 6mm ply I would that I ad to use about 6 self tapping screws to get it to take the curve of the roof.  The effort was worth it in the end I think.



In between mounting the second roof panel I carried out the wiring.  I've never been adverse to a bit of electrics or electronics so was quite looking forward to this bit.  It wasn't without its difficulties however, mainly due to VW refusal to label the fuse properly for the rear lights.  For reference, if the power to your rear interior lights is not working,  look in the fuse box, in the lower panel there is a normal size 7.5A fuse - check this is not blown and you will avoid a few hours of forum searching.

The wiring of the Dioder lights is pretty simple, there is a permanent live, switched live and an earth.  I believe the previous T4 had a switched earth.  Another thing to remember is that most T5s (maybe al) have a convenience control module (CCM) which electronically controls dim off, timer off etc etc.  Its not a simple switch system. If you want help on this then contact me and Ill help you out.



Well, what a fun few days.  The van is now miles quieter and nicer to be in generally and is ready for the next stage of the modifications which is likely to be the cupboards, sink, leisure battery, 240v hook-up, TV/DVD wiring.  I also have the smaller job of installing my new Sat Nav power properly and to get the  ECOroute HD bluetooth telemetry sorted... very cool.







Cheers and happy new year!




















Monday 27 December 2010

Hard work!

Well... A whole day of working on the van and I don't have a great deal to show for it.  I started the day
with deciding that I should take out the temporary 2 seats that I have in the van at the moment in order to get the floor out thus making the carpeting of the wheel arches in particular a bit easier

I have already insulated the van and soundproofed the van using wool and flashing tape.  This made a good deal of difference to the road noise and panel 'activity'.  You may recall from previous posts that I live in an apartment block that has a car lift (it was necessary to lower the van to make it fit),  a benefit of living in my particular apartment block is a large dry and mainly empty garage area.


On downside is that it doesnt have the best lighting so a head torch was needed to ensure that I had the best possible light.  The first job was to remove the rear seats and the flooring.


As you can see as floor was a little dirty with lots of sand and other general dust.  I cleared this out with a dustpan and brush and then vacuumed.  Now the really hard work started and after about 2-3 hrs I finished both arches with a light grey carpet.

Thats enough work for one day.  I'm going over to my brothers for some food now.  Another day of it planned for tomorrow.  The objective is to have all of the carpeting finished... Lets see how I get on.



Let the Christmas week updates begin!

Hi folks.  I have 3 days of van modifications to work with.  The Mrs. is back in work for 4 days and I am free to do get a few things done.  Did I also mention that I've recently got married, hence the lack of updates while we were planning the wedding. Happy Days!

So... I intend to finish the insulation and carpet line the van.  I have all the gear..... just very little idea!  After that I am going to try to fit lights into the roof and do the floor.... oh... and properly fit the power for the sat-nav unit I had for Christmas off Mrs Bertha.

Ill put an update on with pictures very soon.

Tuesday 9 November 2010

Windows and Suspension

Hello. I've just returned from my stag weekend down in Suffolk where we went sea fishing.  I'm not really a fisherman at all but I have to say it was an absolutely awesome weekend!  I picked up the van from Unique Camper vans in St Neots in the evening of the 5th November and made my way down to Suffolk.

The sun going down over Southwold, very nice.

The van had been in to get windows fitted to the sides and the rear barn doors.  It also had new -40mm Apex springs.

The Apex springs are absolutely excellent.  The ride quality has actually improved over bumps and gong around corners is no longer like being in a boat.  As for the windows, they are proper black limo glass and they go a long way to making the van less like a builders van and more like a leisure vehicle.  The rear windows make reversing a lot less of a lottery and enable you to see traffic behind a little better.  I think I still intend on fitting a LCD rear view mirror with a permanent camera showing the rear as it will make the driving experience even better, and besides, I love gadgets!

Tuesday 2 November 2010

Next steps

Hello.  I have now booked the van in on the 5th November for some modifications at Unique Campers in St Neots Cambridgeshire.  I have decided to have limo glass side windows and barn door windows fitted and to also have the van lowered by 40mm using Apex springs.  Furthermore, and as a temporary measure, I am having a couple of seats fitted in the rear.

I am still intending on converting the van into a camper, however, it is my daily drive as well so hence the seats!

Sunday 17 October 2010

MPG+

Well it's been a few weeks since I said good bye to EGR. i can confirm that there is a tangible difference in the drivability of the van.  For a start the low load, low speed flat spots which I got when accelerating from junctions, lights and roundabouts has gone.  The van feels more lively and is easier to drive.

Also, the economy has improved too.  I now get 710 miles on a tank as opposed to 680 which equates a to a smidge over 40mpg.  No bad for something with brick-like aerodynamics!

My next engine system modification will be the removal of the pesky catalyst and a pendle performance chip to take it to 130BHP from its current 104BHP.

Sunday 26 September 2010

Down with EGR

I had my EGR delete kit arrive today from Brickwerks.  It contains a fibre gasket and a nicely machined stainless steel plate.  I set to work this morning on fitting it.

Removing the 2 screws using a Torx bit was easy.  They weren't that tight and I managed not to drop them.  I then slid the plate in place.  It was impossible to fit the gasket as well do I have chanced it for now  (Ill look for any tell tale leaks later).

It wasn't all trouble free however.  I dropped one of the screws into the engine bay... Those of you who have looked under their T5 will now that there is a plastic underbody fitted!  20mins later I recovered the screw and put everything back together.

It definetely makes a difference to the transient performance of the vehicle (as expected..  I am an engineer of the engine variety..)  We will have to see what, if any, MPG gains are had.  Ill keep you posted.

After fitting I took a trip to Cannock chase and did the short trail (follow the dog) as I didn't have much time.





Monday 20 September 2010

Bertha's first Modification

I'm saving up some money for the first major purchase for Bertha.  The first thing I intend to do is get her lowered by 40mm.  I have done some research and discovered that either H+R springs or Eibach are the way to go.  I've also taken some advice and am planning to run T28 springs rather than T30.  This should give a slightly softer ride and possibly will make the vehicle sit a fraction lower.

The handling and look of the vehicle should improve BUT the main thing for me is getting the vehicle into the car lift.... yes.... car lift!  I have an underground car park and the height of it is about 1995mm...  Bertha is about 1990mm as standard.  Call me chicken but I don't to risk it until she is well lower than the roof!  I have lined it up and wow is it close!

Oh, one other thing, I have fitted some wheel trims which I sprayed black.  I do intend on eventually replacing the wheels with 19" black alloys.  These will suffice for now.

Saturday 18 September 2010

Bertha Arrives

I've been driving a VW golf (1996 diesel) for the past 4 years and have recently past 206,000 miles.  I drive  a long way to work every day and the old girl was starting to show her age.  I am a keen mountain biker and have fancied a VW van for a long time.

I recently sold by Porsche 997 C2S as well.  Why you may ask? Well,  I wasn't driving it and it was 4 years old and had no warranty...  I do love sports cars and I'm sure Ill have another one day, but, for now I will be concentrating on the project that is Bertha.

Bertha was purchased from the Volkswagen dealership in Peterborough as fairly standard Red Transporter Panel Van T30, 1.9 104PS.  She is a short wheelbase variant and has central locking, barn doors at the rear, one sliding door and it currently ply lined.

I have big plans to evolve Bertha into a very comfortable, stylish and practical vehicle.  She will be used for the daily commute,  camping, mountain biking and trips to my homeland of Wales.